Knockoff nivada watches9/23/2023 In the final analysis, Louis Vuitton has produced the ultimate electronic art watch. Granted, it doesn’t have the un-obtanium cachet of a Tiffany-faced Nautilus or the bling of a gold Big Bang Mecca, but then you don’t have to explain what brand it is when that showy Louis-Vuitton-themed light show blows up on your wrist. The Tambour is a total blast and a great novelty that I don’t see getting anyone bored with any time soon. Would I accept one from LVMH in appreciation for writing the most candid and accurate article about this watch? Absolutely – please send it to my Florida address, available from the publisher on request. Would I purchase one of these watches? Maybe, once they start appearing on eBay for under two grand. It holds a charge for a good day and a half and has one of the brightest displays in the category. The standard face, featuring location and time, coordinates perfectly with the LED bezel, creating one crazy, continual carnival of light every time your connected phone rings, alarm goes off or you just feel like coughing for show and raising it to your mouth to activate the feature. Thompson on adrenochrome.įeel like channeling the Bellagio forum while on acid? The Tambour has a face for that. It comes with an amazing array of faces that can be tailored to match your mood, from slightly festive to off-the-charts Hunter S. On a purely entertainment level the watch is a hoot to wear. It’s not super smart, but so what? It’s got something that no other watch in the world can boast: a built-in fireworks show. Besides, anyone buying this watch already has a collection to pick from (hopefully not ALL knockoffs), and the Tambour is simply another bauble in the drawer. Why would you want to hide this beauty anyway? This is strictly a warm-weather, short-sleeve fashion accessory maybe a bit much for the pool or golf course, but great for evenings and nights out. It takes up 44mm of wrist space and is literally a half-inch thick.įorget about French cuffs or even a shirt with long sleeves. It’s a hefty watch, in the same vein as a Royal Oak or Sea Dweller. So what do you get for your money? Strapping on the Tambour is a commitment. Looking for the weather and current latte prices at your favorite Starbucks in Paris? Rest easy, the Tambour has you covered. Think of it as a combination of Expedia, Yelp and Google Maps with some alerts thrown in for good measure. Because Louis Vuitton aficionados (those who own the genuine articles, not the numerous knockoffs), presumably travel a lot (except during the pandemic, when this watch was released, or if you’re sporting knockoffs, which means you probably can’t afford to travel anyway), the Tambour offers a nice variety of travel support software. The Tambour does have a few connected features that include calendar, step counter, some text/phone connection (depending on your platform), yada, yada, yada see the list below if you want the rundown. The build quality on this watch is exceptional, with a nice, beveled sapphire crystal, solid hefty case, and reliable feeling pushers (as a former owner of an Omega X33 I know what not-so-reliable pushers feel like). You want features, buy the Apple watch, you want art, wear the LV. The Tambour will command attention at any bar or party and would be spectacular at a séance.ĭon’t worry about LV’s “smart features.” Any watch with more face treatments than apps isn’t really designed to be smartest timepiece in the room – and who cares! The company’s own website leads with form over function, so it’s clear that this baby is more for show then go. Lifting your arm spools up a bevy of twirling colorful lights positioned around the dial, like the nacelles on the Starship Enterprise going into warp drive. The Tambour watch is a showpiece, and should be worn full on, in “blossom” (one of several display modes), so that its twenty-four LED dancing dial show is given as many opportunities to activate as humanly possible. Brilliant! Let’s drink some more!”Īnd so, a fluorescent fruit salad for the wrist was born, and with lots of logos, no one will ever mistake it for anything besides a Louis Vuitton product. “What if we put all those stars into a watch and splattered the LV logo all over it? Multiple logos mean multiple sales. One night, a team of symmetrically self-medicated Louis Vuitton designers looked up at a starry sky and were struck with a revelation. What is the aesthetic behind Louis Vuitton’s latest entry into the field of connected watches? I tried unsuccessfully to extract the answer from the company itself, so I’m offering my own conclusion to explain what you get for $3,400-$4,100.
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